Romulus and Remus
told by Heather Arnott
"You see Gladys, all most
people know about Romulus (if they know anything at all) is that he
founded Rome. Well, let me tell you that he is not just some hero who
comes along one day to found a great empire. Romulus had a twin
brother, Remus, and people seem to conveniently forget what
happened to him."
"What?" asked Gladys.
"I'm getting there," replied Eileen. "It starts with
the story of their mom, Rhea Silvia. She was one of those Vestal
Virgins that kept the temples running. Not by choice, mind you. Her
father had been a king, but then was thrown out by her uncle. In order
that she wouldn't create any heirs to challenge his rule, the uncle
forced her to become a Vestal Virgin. But we all know what happens when
you try to keep kids from having sex, just look at Edna's son and all
his problems."
"Amen" agreed Gladys.
"So one night Mars comes into her temple, and what
girl can resist a god?"
"Wasn't Mars the God of War?" asked Gladys.
"He was. I suppose that should have been enough to
warn the girl about the babies, but no. Nine months later, she has a
healthy set of twin boys. Of course, the old uncle finds out about the
babies. There's no sense in trying to keep babies a secret in a temple
full of virgins. He orders them killed but, as seemed to happen all the
time in those days, the servant sent to kill them decides to abandon
them to their fate instead."
"But if it was their fate to found Rome, wouldn't
the servant merely be complying with the will of the gods rather than
acting of his own free will?"
"Gladys, try to stay on the subject. The servant
wraps the little things up in a blanket, puts them in a basket, and
sets them floating down the Tiber. Like the baby Moses, except two
babies instead of one. Miraculously, the boys drift ashore and come to
a stop underneath a fig tree where they are found by a wolf. This
she-wolf then nurses the boys until a shepherd comes along, probably to
kill the wolf. In any event, Faustulus, the shepherd, and his wife
raise the boys into strong young men. But the boys started running with
the wrong crowd, and then became natural leaders of the outlaws and
shepherds around their homeland. That's when the trouble started.
Remus got in a big fight and was captured, so his brother went to try
to rescue him."
"What a good boy, helping his brother."
"Gladys, don't jump to conclusions, it makes you
seem simple."
"Optimistic."
"Whatever. At any rate, Romulus showed up to help
his brother and people realized that this strapping set of twins of
just the right age must be the missing heirs. The twins got support of
the
people and overthrew their uncle. Then they restored the throne to
their grandfather and decided to head off and start their own city.
Well, they decide the city should be on Palatine Hill, but that is
about as far as they get. The silly boys start arguing over whose omens
are better and then Remus makes fun of Romulus' short wall. Remus just
jumps right over the wall to show how useless it is. Then what does
Romulus do? He kills his brother! But, what can you expect from the
child of the God of War that was partially raised by a wolf?"
"But he still went on to found Rome? I guess that is
obvious since it is named after him."
"Yes, but he ran into another big hurdle before he
could get the city settled. It hadn't occurred to Romulus that his city
would need women. The people who had followed him to his new city were
all outlaws, shepherds, and workers, and male without exception. Now
Romulus, rather than sending these men out to court women and bring
home wives, he invites all the women of Sabine to a festival. Then they
just grabbed all the virgins and carried them away as wives, against
their will! That's what happens when the mother isn't there for
her children, they grow up to be murderers and rapists. Not that it was
the mother's fault in this case. In fact, she was probably burned alive
for getting pregnant while serving as a Virgin anyway. This is what
happens when you have twins: nothing but heartache for the parents,
strife for the kids, and danger for everyone else."
"Eileen, I hardly think that twins are necessarily
murderers and rapists. Didn't that sort of thing happen pretty
frequently in ancient Rome? I seriously doubt it had anything to do
with their being twins. But if you are still convinced that these are
the examples your twin grandbabies will have to look up to, let me tell
you some stories that will show the good sides of having a twin."
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Bronze Statue of Romulus and Remus Feeding from She-Wolf
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