A Signed Confession of Murder
Suspect:
Theodore "Theo" Durrant
Wanted
for: Murder
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Inspector: Where is he? Did
he confess?
Officer Johnson: Oh, he
confessed alright! Read this, it's his signed confession and it's
definitely grounds for creating a case of temporary insanity. Go on,
read it for yourself.
The inspector took a
seat at a nearby desk and read the following confession:
I, Theodore "Theo"
Durrant, hereby waive all rights:
It
all started when I met Minnie Williams. We met in church and fell in
love. On our first date I bought her a big, beautiful black cat. She
has always loved animals too. I think that's why we were so good
together. Anyway, Minnie loved this big cat and named him Pluto. At
first I loved Pluto too. He was cuddly and he would follow me
everywhere. This was cute and I liked the attention. I don't
really know why, but I started to kind of resent the cat. I mean, like,
he just wouldn't leave me alone sometimes. And I'm usually a nice guy.
Everyone knows I'm a nice guy. It's just this cat started to really get
under my skin. At first I felt like kicking him, but I didn't! Not at
first anyway. I went out of my way to avoid this cat because I knew if
I got too close to him, I'd end up doing something awful.
Unfortunately for the cat, I came home late one night after bar-hopping
with a buddy of mine and Pluto was sitting in my chair waiting for me
when I got home. I snapped. It was like I suddenly felt no guilt about
hurting a defenseless animal. I just wanted him to go away! So I
grabbed
my pocket knife and caught Pluto as he was about to dive under the
table. He struggled to get away and scratched my hand up pretty bad.
That was the last straw. I just wanted to teach this cat a lesson. I
held the fighting cat still as I
dug my knife into his eye socket and gouged out his eye ball.
The
next morning I woke up feeling a little guilty for hurting the poor
guy, but strange as it may sound, I still felt like the cat deserved
what he got. Anyway, I realized that if I hurt Minnie's cat again, she
was going to throw me out so I really tried my best just to stay away
from it. This didn't prove too hard since every time I came anywhere
near
that cat he bolted out of the room. Everything was
cool for about two weeks, me avoiding him, him avoiding me. But
somewhere around the end of the second week I started feeling the urge
to destroy Pluto. It took only five drinks that night. Five drinks to
cause me to murder that cat. Five drinks to tie a rope around Pluto's
neck and hang him from the tree behind our house.
I
never told Minnie about Pluto's death. I let her think the cat ran away
but she was still so upset. I hated to see her like that so I decided
to look for a replacement cat. I really thought I could get along fine
with a different cat. It was just Pluto. He was a bad cat. An evil cat.
I would
never hurt a good cat. So one night I was in a bar when I spotted this
cat in the corner. Animals have always been attracted to me, and sure
enough the cat followed me home. The next morning Minnie discovered him
sleeping at the foot of the bed and immediately fell in love with him.
After she thanked me, I examined the cat more closely. This cat was
big,
like Pluto and black, like Pluto, but he had a white patch on his
chest. And the strangest thing was that this cat was also missing an
eye!
Not
two days after the cat came to live with us, I regretted my decision. I
could NOT stand this freaking cat! It haunted my nightmares, it
followed me everywhere and I swear every time I looked at him the white
patch on his chest was a different shape. After a week of the cat,
Minnie came to me holding the cat and showed me his neck. The white
patch had lengthened and now gave the impression of something tied
around its neck! This was too much for me to bear! I grabbed the cat
and
raced down to the basement where I took up an ax. And in a fit of
madness I brought the ax down toward the creature! Only Minnie stopped
my hand mid-way down. Why was she doing this to me? Didn't she know
that there would be no peace as long as this cat lived? In a possessed
rage I brought the ax down quick and watched as Minnie's head rolled
from
her shoulders to the dusty basement floor.
The inspector finished
reading the confession, which he immediately deemed a complete
fabrication, and started to question the officer.
Officer Johnson: We
questioned him about Mary’s murder too, but he wouldn't say anything.
We
would have never caught him for this one if it hadn't been for his cat.
Inspector: His cat?
Officer Johnson: Oh,
well, we were at his house searching for evidence in the Rogers' case
when we heard this eerie high-pitched scream coming from the basement!
Turns out the screaming was the cry of his cat. It was trapped behind
some freshly sealed bricks. We dug out the wall to rescue the cat and
when we had cleared away the rubble we saw it. There in the wall was a
giant black cat
sitting on top of a severed head. I almost forgot to tell you! Durrant
did mention something about Mary Rogers while we were searching his
house. He said that he already knew who the murderer was and that we
were "wasting our time interrogating innocent people." Can you believe
that guy?
Inspector: Of course
not! He is obviously insane, but do tell me, who does he think the
murderer is?
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Author’s Note: The
story of The
Black Cat is one of my favorite Poe tales. The original story is
incredibly detailed and goes into more depth about the murderer's
obsession with his cat. Part of the story that I left out is that on
the night when he kills his cat, Pluto, he wakes up in the middle of
the night
with his house on fire. Everything he has is gone, and there is an
impression in his only erect wall that looks like a cat with a noose
around its neck! Poe is incredibly gifted in his word choice and I
highly recommend reading the original if you are into scary stories! An
example of his knack for imagery is his description of the murderer’s
mental state at the time of the attack. Poe has the killer describe his
state as follows: “But my disease grew upon me - for what disease is
like
Alcohol!” Just like Dr. Shipman in my previous story, Theo Durrant is
also a true life murderer. He was convicted of killing Minnie Williams
and Blanche Lamont. He was hanged for his crimes, but never did
confess. Well, this is my confession for Theodore Durrant. If you would
like to learn more about the real-life murderer visit the TruTv
Crime Library. This
is one of my favorite sites for looking up scary facts!
Bibliography:
Story Title: The Black
Cat
Book Title: The Works
of Edgar Allan Poe
Author: Edgar Allan Poe
Year Published: 1843
Web Source: Edgar
Allan Poe Society
Theo Durrant. Web Source: Crime
Library