Hello,
human! My name is Marina and I am a
genuine mermaid. I remember the first time I met one of your
kind. He fell off of a ferry and I saved him. He must have
been pretty surprised because he turned white as a ghost, pinched
himself, and kept repeating, "I must be delusional; mermaids
aren't
real!" Finally, I was able to convince him that I did in fact
exist. Well, after the initial shock
wore off, he and I became
great friends. He explained to me that most humans think mermaids
are just myths.
From that moment, I resolved to inform as many people
as I could about mermaids. That is what I am doing now.
After all, mermaids used to believe that humans were just
legends. Now we know the truth about your people and you should
learn the truth about ours.
Some people try to explain mermaid sightings by
rationalizing that people actually saw manatees and imagined that they
were mermaids. I have many manatee friends, and I don't mean them
any offense, but I do not look like a sea cow.
You are probably wondering about the origin of
mermaids. Just like humans, mermaids have many tales about
creation that vary from culture to culture. Mermaid historians
tell us that mermaids exited as early as 250,000 B.C., your time.
The
Babylonians believed that a merman god Ea taught arts and sciences to
the humans. The Greeks worshipped the merman god King Poseidon
and his son Triton. In ancient India, the fishermen praised holy
mermaids who played the flute. In old Scandinavia, people feared
mermaids because of their terrible tempers.
In reality, mermaids' personalities are as varied as
humans'. They can be evil, kind, mischievous, funny, playful, and
so on. Also, much like humans, we receive proper
educations. You've probably heard of schools of fish. At
school I learned the histories of many famous mermaids and
mermen. I think humans have heard many of these stories, but they
have been misinterpreted as fairy-tales rather than biographies.
I would like to share some of them with you.
So, if you
dare, submerge yourself in these stories of
the deep. Explore the mysteries of the beings that are half human
and half fish. Discover for yourself whether mermaids are real or
just fantasies. Hold your breath and dive in...
Image information:
Photograph of Marina at Stratford Medevial Faire