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Hello! My name is Rajiv and I moved to New York from the great land of India about five years ago. In order to make ends meet, I have taken a job at a local coffee shop while the manager, Gunther, takes some time off. This coffee shop has A LOT of regulars and I've become close with many of them, and with six of them in particular.

 
There's Monica and Chandler who are married. Monica is a chef and a complete neat freak and Chandler...well, nobody really knows what Chandler does. Ross and Rachel used to date but now they are just "friends." I think they'll end up together. Ross is a paleontology professor at NYU and Rachel works at Ralph Lauren. Then there's Phoebe who has been on her own since she was fifteen and works as a masseuse. And last but not least, there's Joey, an actor whose only real job was on the soap opera Days of Our Lives.
 
I feel like I have much wisdom to pass on and find myself eavesdropping on them in order to do so. I think they might find it strange that usually the advice I give is within the context of an Indian Epic, the Ramayana and the Mahabharata, but those are the stories I know and I think they are still very applicable today.
 
Some of the most interesting stories from the epics involve the Demons, or as we call them in India, Rakshasas. The Rakshasas are a very diverse group of evil spirits. Some are better than others and some have acquired different gifts, or boons, from the gods. There are so many demons in both the Ramayana and the Mahabharata that the lessons I can teach are endless. The stories I have included in this storybook are just a few of the stories that I have found to be the most meaningful. The four Rakshasa stories I have chosen to tell you about are from the Ramayana because there are many more of them in that story. I selected conversations that I had with the friends that I felt taught some of the best lessons.
 
The first one is about the most well known and probably most evil of these Rakshasas is Ravana, the last chief of the Rakshasas and ruler of the land of Lanka. I'm always telling Joey Ravana's story because he just never seems to learn that he needs to settle down with just one woman. Ravana is a prime example of how coveting every beautiful woman can have quite the negative effect on one's life.

Ravana has an evil sister named Surpanakha who got herself into some trouble with prince Rama. She fell in love with him when he was already married and tried to tear him away from his wonderful wife. That story came in handy when Monica was worried Chandler could be cheating on her.
 
Then there's Maricha's story. You see, Maricha was able to assume the shape of different beings in order to deceive those around him. I continually remind Rachel of this story because she is very easily distracted by pretty things that end up hurting her, or her bank account.

I was also able to use Vhiradha's story when Phoebe was asked out by this really sloppy man in her building. Vhiradha was a Gandharva who was forced to live the disgusting life of a demon. Underneath all of that he was actually a very beautiful person!
 
Oh, sorry, I've got to go. Joey just walked in and he's always got drama in his life! I wonder which Demon story I will need to tell him today!

The one with Ravana

The one with Surpanakha

The one with Maricha

The one with Viradha


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