El Pagina Casa de Sarah Crain
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People type quotes:
Friends
by Alphabet
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Andrew: /1 = E16.
(read as "The not of 1 equals the number E")
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Beta Chris: You always
help me hate women, Sarah.
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Beta Chris: Chef Billy
might let you pick your own stake, but where else can you pick and KILL
your own squirrel?
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Beta Chris: Girls have
shins too. . .right?
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Bre's friend: Kiss my
undercarraige! (not to me :-p)
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CK4Christ7: Are you
my wife?
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CK4Christ7: if I had
a wife, I'd marry her
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cx295: i d-loaded a
whole crapload of Bagepipe music I could burn to cd, and we could go "crusin'"
(and we did)
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cx295: i look like a
pregnet yak on ice
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cx295: so what exactly
is a divine revelation? It's when God comes swooping out of heaven screaming
"BLARG!!"
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Feyd83: I am an expert
on weirdness
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Jennie: "Kill him!!! Kill
him!!!. . . .I mean. . . inflict bodily harm!"
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Jennie: *Sarah gets hit
with Alpaca* "Aww, poor Alpaca!. . . and sarah too. . .ya"
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Jujee: *whine* I don't
want to be attracted to you ( yup, talking to me. . .)
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Kate: Wow, you know
a lot of people that you know
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KLai R116: The who is
the why
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KLai R116: Diet Coke
tastes like cancer.
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KLai R116: there's a
difference between guy nerds and girl nerds, so you still have to differentiate
with respect to x
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Me: If I were Tom, I'd be
in Paris
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Me: No habla Chinese
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Me: They could duel
for me. . . .with cards. . .they could play Hearts: winner gets Sarah's!
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Me: Not all girls are
insane and not all insane people are girls.
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Me: I feel like killing
(I was playing risk. . . .)
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Me: Eeber jeeber, Rabid
Beaver, Taythor's running around with a big meat cleaver
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Me: Your bed is protruding
from your bed
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Me: Ok, so I say that
squiggly is 1. . .hmm that doesn't work. . .how about the cos (.5) ya,
ok, squiggly is now .5. . . (This is what 4000 level math sounds like?)
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Me: Typity type type,
congrats you're a chicken (on the mystical power of computers)
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Me: Well, poker chips
aren't ever going to hurt you. . .
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Me: (to tay) It's a
good thing you're not a guy, you'd NEVER get girls
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Me: I'm touched. . .
I'm going to go get some water
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Me: You catch more honeys
with- I mean, you catch more flies with honey. . .
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Me: I made up a real
word!
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sdurr25: never trust
the rational women and never discount the insane ones
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sdurr25: where's the
fun in a sane sarah?
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sdurr25: don't be lazy,
hehe, sounds funny when i say it
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stuart: An armed society
is a polite society
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stuart: Syntactic sugar
causes cancer of the semi-colon.
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SupaMechaJ: I'll be
like, "Um, hey, this may sound weird, but I've seen you before in a dream..."
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Tay: I see a dancing
donkey!
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Tay: C'mon there was
reference behind that! (trying to salvage the above quote)
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Tay: Ok, I'm done!!!
(stuck in quote land) :-D
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Tay: It's the belching
activity that I could never have!
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Tay: nooooooo! Not the
quote board!!!! (after I took down the above quote)
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Tay: He smells like
a hamster
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Tay: Your lack of melanin
led me on like a bright beakon.
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Tay: If you guys didn't
have your hate-hate relationship, you wouldn't get along so well
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Tay: Ok, so, 44-7 =
. . . . .66
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Tay: I swear you're
a robot!
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Tay: I feel the urge
to calculate!
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Tom: Your face can breathe
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Tom: Walker 8 is the
Cinderella floor - we never go there (cinderella was the rejected step
sisters. . .)
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Tom: I don't care where
it is, as long as it keeps beating (In reference to not being able to find
his heart)
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Tom: I'd just say to
her, I've got $5 with "our date" written on it.
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Tom: Sarah go Walkering?
We'd never get off the elevator
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Tom: It should be 10
o'clock everynight
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Tom: If I fatten up
a bit, I could be younger
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Tony: You guys are wierd
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Tony: It's not paranoia
if they're really after you
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viperpkaim: Hitting
on Sarah Crain sexually is about as productive as asking for some water
as you are drowning. About as intelligent too.
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viperpkaim: It's like:
You want to get married, I want to get married. . .problem solved.
Family Quotes
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Dad: "So when are you
going to start making babies Sarah?"
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Dad: "Sissie please
come home! The cookies are all gone! Dad.=-O"
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Mom: "Buying an X-box
for your son is like buying him birth control. . . .you shouldn't do it
very often- I mean ever, you shouldn't EVER do it!"
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Jake: (Questioning Dad's
logic)"So you'd rather Sarah 'just get pregnant' than have a boob job?"
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Grampa: "You better
go on a date soon before you forget what they're like!"
Random People:
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Mother to Daughter: "Put
down your sword and go help your brother" (only at the Medieval Fair)
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BSU Guy: "It's just
Cuba"
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McFarlin Pastor: "Lent:
it's not just for belly buttons anymore"
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First Christian Pastor:
"Jesus
the Pez Dispensor: Pat his head, get a candy"
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Guy in Chem: "I want
to take a chair to my head"
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Ski Lift Operator: "Move
on up there Big Guy" ~ya he was talking to me
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Heard on 3rd Floor:
"I'd have picked purgatory!"
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Heard on 3rd Floor: "If
I have to spend one more hour in the Union or Bizzell I'm going to shoot
myself!"
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Meteorology Professor: "You
can't hardly swing a dead cat in Oklahoma without hitting a meteorologist."
Second Semester
Teachers and Co-Worker
Data
Structs
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"Can you imagine yourself w/o
e-mail? My golly, I think we all die"
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"You are cute, aren't you!"
(NOT to me)
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"I like toys, you know, basically.
. .expensive ones"
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"Pretty Pretty Princess! You
are right!" (yes he WAS talking to me)
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"Texas stinks, we should kill
them." (Period, declarative sentence)
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"If you do not use a semi-colon,
the compiler will give you an error saying that your grandmother has died"
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"It gives you an error, Code
Dump, which means pack your bag and go home"
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A Computer science guy suggests
that BigOh(N3) was the best possible for a certain operation.
Some one slaved away just to prove that he could make it BigOh(N2.71).
Another computer science guy got a mathematician to prove that BigOh(N
log N) was the best possible for another operation. He remains unchallenged.
Digital
Design
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"It's a mini-micro-nano computer"
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(student, last day of class)
"So when you say Design you mean. . .what?"
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"Inside your computer is a
Control Unit, inside this CU is another CU, and inside this CU is a 'Nano
Computer' that has the strings to control the muppets"
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"How powerful your processor
is depends on your muppets"
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"The Spanking job is done by
the CU"(Control Unit)
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"3 plus 3 is not 6. In
my book, 3+3=2 and a carry"
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"Who cares? I don't"
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"Over here we show . . . oh
never mind"
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"If there is not a Clock, the
whole world ceases to exist"
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"Where's my shotgun" (never
answer a question wrong in class. . .)
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"We like people in there" (trapped
in micro-processors. . .)
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"I hope you all had two
cups of starbucks before todays lecture"
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"If he doesn't have enough
money, spew profanities at him. . .and give him his change, we are honest"
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"Ok, so say that a couple
of students got SEVERAL sixpacks and went to lab. . ." (great way to start
an example)
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"You have to translate what
you learned from me building a cat to you building a horse"
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"Don't forget, we practice
Polygamy!"
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"Ok, so we have loaners, couples,
and. . .um . .well let's just call them groups of four"
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"If 8 bits is a byte, 4 bits
is a nibble"
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"Which means if you find a
voltage between .7 and 2.4, you go take a programmer and shoot him"
English
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"Some people live their whole
lives and die of something" (as opposed to the rest of us who live only
half of our lives and then die of nothing. . . .?)
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"On a side note, did you know
that when i was three years old i drank half a bottle of mineral spirits
paint thinner?"
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"If she blew up George Bush,
that would be controversial."
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"Teachers like to drink too!!!"
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"Hello My name is Janson Jones
and I don't like socks or pants" (His introduction)
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"Hello, I'm Janson Jones and
my shoes are farting" (mock introduction)
Government
Teacher
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"These are just my views, but
they're supported by. . .you know. . .studies" *chuckle*
NumAn
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"This is what mathematicians
do: make these formulas so that people in Social Science can do stuff easily."
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[me] I could give you a Well-Posed,
or even a Perturbed Problem, but it'd probably be contractive and that
would require a non-constructive proof.
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"Todays lecture was dull, and
it's going to get duller"
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"In mathematica we've got.
. .oh I already forgot"
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"In Numerical Analysis, a lot
of things come from trial and error, we don't always have a strong background
in theory. . ."
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[foreign sounding ramblings]"I
looked for grader. . . homework. . .I like basketball better. . .So, we
have a solution"
Work
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"It's hard drive soccer!" (The
BEST use for burnt out hard drives. . .)
BAP
(for the OSSMer in us all)
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"This is what you'd do if someone
was urinating on your hard drive."
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"So we reached into the code
and pulled out this mucus covered squirel. . ."
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"Go daddy go! It's all just
more syntatic suga'!"
Old Quotes
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