El Pagina Casa de Sarah Crain 
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People type quotes:

    Friends by Alphabet

• Andrew:  /1 = E₁₆. (read as "The not of 1 equals the number E")
• Beta Chris: You always help me hate women, Sarah.
• Beta Chris: Chef Billy might let you pick your own stake, but where else can you pick and KILL your own squirrel?
• Beta Chris: Girls have shins too. . .right?
• Bre's friend: Kiss my undercarraige! (not to me :-p)
• CK4Christ7: Are you my wife?
• CK4Christ7: if I had a wife, I'd marry her
• cx295: i d-loaded a whole crapload of Bagepipe music I could burn to cd, and we could go "crusin'" (and we did)
• cx295: i look like a pregnet yak on ice
• cx295: so what exactly is a divine revelation? It's when God comes swooping out of heaven screaming "BLARG!!"
• Feyd83: I am an expert on weirdness
• Jennie: "Kill him!!! Kill him!!!. . . .I mean. . . inflict bodily harm!"
• Jennie: *Sarah gets hit with Alpaca* "Aww, poor Alpaca!. . . and sarah too. . .ya"
• Jujee: *whine* I don't want to be attracted to you  ( yup, talking to me. . .)
• Kate: Wow, you know a lot of people that you know
• KLai R116: The who is the why
• KLai R116: Diet Coke tastes like cancer.
• KLai R116: there's a difference between guy nerds and girl nerds, so you still have to differentiate with respect to x
• Me: If I were Tom, I'd be in Paris
• Me: No habla Chinese
• Me: They could duel for me. . . .with cards. . .they could play Hearts: winner gets Sarah's!
• Me: Not all girls are insane and not all insane people are girls.
• Me: I feel like killing (I was playing risk. . . .)
• Me: Eeber jeeber, Rabid Beaver, Taythor's running around with a big meat cleaver
• Me: Your bed is protruding from your bed
• Me: Ok, so I say that squiggly is 1. . .hmm that doesn't work. . .how about the cos (.5) ya, ok, squiggly is now .5. . . (This is what 4000 level math sounds like?)
• Me: Typity type type, congrats you're a chicken  (on the mystical power of computers)
• Me: Well, poker chips aren't ever going to hurt you. . .
• Me: (to tay) It's a good thing you're not a guy, you'd NEVER get girls
• Me: I'm touched. . . I'm going to go get some water
• Me: You catch more honeys with- I mean, you catch more flies with honey. . .
• Me: I made up a real word!
• sdurr25: never trust the rational women and never discount the insane ones
• sdurr25: where's the fun in a sane sarah?
• sdurr25: don't be lazy, hehe, sounds funny when i say it
• stuart: An armed society is a polite society
• stuart: Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colon.
• SupaMechaJ: I'll be like, "Um, hey, this may sound weird, but I've seen you before in a dream..."
• Tay: I see a dancing donkey!
• Tay: C'mon there was reference behind that! (trying to salvage the above quote)
• Tay: Ok, I'm done!!! (stuck in quote land) :-D
• Tay: It's the belching activity that I could never have!
• Tay: nooooooo! Not the quote board!!!! (after I took down the above quote)
• Tay: He smells like a hamster
• Tay: Your lack of melanin led me on like a bright beakon.
• Tay: If you guys didn't have your hate-hate relationship, you wouldn't get along so well
• Tay: Ok, so, 44-7 = . . . . .66
• Tay: I swear you're a robot!
• Tay: I feel the urge to calculate!
• Tom: Your face can breathe
• Tom: Walker 8 is the Cinderella floor - we never go there (cinderella was the rejected step sisters. . .)
• Tom: I don't care where it is, as long as it keeps beating (In reference to not being able to find his heart)
• Tom: I'd just say to her, I've got $5 with "our date" written on it.
• Tom: Sarah go Walkering?  We'd never get off the elevator
• Tom: It should be 10 o'clock everynight
• Tom: If I fatten up a bit, I could be younger
• Tony: You guys are wierd
• Tony: It's not paranoia if they're really after you
• viperpkaim: Hitting on Sarah Crain sexually is about as productive as asking for some water as you are drowning. About as intelligent too.
• viperpkaim: It's like: You want to get married, I want to get married. . .problem solved.

• Dad: "So when are you going to start making babies Sarah?"
• Dad: "Sissie please come home!  The cookies are all gone! Dad.=-O"
• Mom: "Buying an X-box for your son is like buying him birth control. . . .you shouldn't do it very often- I mean ever, you shouldn't EVER do it!"
• Jake: (Questioning Dad's logic)"So you'd rather Sarah 'just get pregnant' than have a boob job?"
• Grampa: "You better go on a date soon before you forget what they're like!"

• Mother to Daughter: "Put down your sword and go help your brother" (only at the Medieval Fair)
• BSU Guy: "It's just Cuba"
• McFarlin Pastor: "Lent: it's not just for belly buttons anymore"
• First Christian Pastor: "Jesus the Pez Dispensor: Pat his head, get a candy"
• Guy in Chem: "I want to take a chair to my head"
• Ski Lift Operator: "Move on up there Big Guy" ~ya he was talking to me
• Heard on 3rd Floor: "I'd have picked purgatory!"
• Heard on 3rd Floor: "If I have to spend one more hour in the Union or Bizzell I'm going to shoot myself!"
• Meteorology Professor: "You can't hardly swing a dead cat in Oklahoma without hitting a meteorologist."

   Data Structs

• "Can you imagine yourself w/o e-mail? My golly, I think we all die"
• "You are cute, aren't you!" (NOT to me)
• "I like toys, you know, basically. . .expensive ones"
• "Pretty Pretty Princess! You are right!" (yes he WAS talking to me)
• "Texas stinks, we should kill them." (Period, declarative sentence)
• "If you do not use a semi-colon, the compiler will give you an error saying that your grandmother has died"
• "It gives you an error, Code Dump, which means pack your bag and go home"
• A Computer science guy suggests that BigOh(N³) was the best possible for a certain operation.  Some one slaved away just to prove that he could make it BigOh(N^2.71).  Another computer science guy got a mathematician to prove that BigOh(N log N) was the best possible for another operation.  He remains unchallenged.

• "It's a mini-micro-nano computer"
• (student, last day of class) "So when you say Design you mean. . .what?"
• "Inside your computer is a Control Unit, inside this CU is another CU, and inside this CU is a 'Nano Computer' that has the strings to control the muppets"
• "How powerful your processor is depends on your muppets"
• "The Spanking job is done by the CU"(Control Unit)
• "3 plus 3 is not 6.  In my book, 3+3=2 and a carry"
• "Who cares? I don't"
• "Over here we show . . . oh never mind"
• "If there is not a Clock, the whole world ceases to exist"
• "Where's my shotgun" (never answer a question wrong in class. . .)
• "We like people in there" (trapped in micro-processors. . .)
•  "I hope you all had two cups of starbucks before todays lecture"
• "If he doesn't have enough money, spew profanities at him. . .and give him his change, we are honest"
•  "Ok, so say that a couple of students got SEVERAL sixpacks and went to lab. . ." (great way to start an example)
• "You have to translate what you learned from me building a cat to you building a horse"
• "Don't forget, we practice Polygamy!"
• "Ok, so we have loaners, couples, and. . .um . .well let's just call them groups of four"
• "If 8 bits is a byte, 4 bits is a nibble"
• "Which means if you find a voltage between .7 and 2.4, you go take a programmer and shoot him"

• "Some people live their whole lives and die of something" (as opposed to the rest of us who live only half of our lives and then die of nothing. . . .?)
• "On a side note, did you know that when i was three years old i drank half a bottle of mineral spirits paint thinner?"
• "If she blew up George Bush, that would be controversial."
• "Teachers like to drink too!!!"
• "Hello My name is Janson Jones and I don't like socks or pants" (His introduction)
• "Hello, I'm Janson Jones and my shoes are farting" (mock introduction)

• "These are just my views, but they're supported by. . .you know. . .studies" *chuckle*

• "This is what mathematicians do: make these formulas so that people in Social Science can do stuff easily."
• [me] I could give you a Well-Posed, or even a Perturbed Problem, but it'd probably be contractive and that would require a non-constructive proof.
• "Todays lecture was dull, and it's going to get duller"
• "In mathematica we've got. . .oh I already forgot"
• "In Numerical Analysis, a lot of things come from trial and error, we don't always have a strong background in theory. . ."
• [foreign sounding ramblings]"I looked for grader. . . homework. . .I like basketball better. . .So, we have a solution"

• "It's hard drive soccer!" (The BEST use for burnt out hard drives. . .)

  BAP (for the OSSMer in us all)

• "This is what you'd do if someone was urinating on your hard drive."
• "So we reached into the code and pulled out this mucus covered squirel. . ."
• "Go daddy go! It's all just more syntatic suga'!"