Diffie: "This is very illegal, but it's ok. Why? Because it works!"
Diffie: "Calculate the age of the Universe. . " (5.99 billion years)
Diffie: "So I had coffee last night after dinner and could not sleep until 6:30 this morning . . ."
Diffie: "Then you just solve the four equations with 8 unknowns. . .only a few seconds and we're done"
Diffie: "My Grandma can solve this!"
Diffie: "It's undeterminate. . .or something" (undetermined indeterminate)
Diffie: "Ok, listen to me.  I'll prove just by waving my hands" (And he did)
Diffie: "A Pixel is worth a thousand quarks"
Diffie: *stops mid problem* "Why am I so dizzy? I have vertigo or something.  I slept only a few hours last night because I had an emergency.  Every time you use this principle. . ."
Diffie: "I don't want to use that ratio test, so I use my own"
Dr.K.T.: "Q is T, I wish it were K so it would be KT all the time"
Dr.K.T.: "I'm Sorry. . . It's K3. . . I'm hungry. . ."
Dr.K.T.: "I was never this serious, we never had homework.  Just go to class and sleep and read when [we] get home"
Dr.K.T.: "K.T. is Right!"
Dr.K.T.: "Abray-cad-a-bra, does that have a meaning?" (abracadabra. . .)
Dr.K.T.: "Just in case, I should announce that the American alphabet has 26 letters"
Java TA: "You don't want to patent corn"
Techy Chad: "I don't know my name. . ." *blink* (had worked like 36 hours straight)
Techy Chad: "Como te llama? Wait, I know your name- what am I asking?"

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