cuz if they do, they 'll bring us
down
they'll vote for things we won't
allow
establish free health care
why should we share?
we want those bums out of our town
and if we let them, they might decide
more outreach funding we should provide
with them we'd lose fish genes to
splice
cheap gas, cold beer, and even our
lab mice
its just so wrong, this liberality
offends our concept of morality
we can't have drugs or depravity
but we can watch it all on MTV
our culture's so pure, they'd just
infest it
this poem's sarcastic, by now, you've
guessed it
Canada's like that friend you knew
so good and wholesome, it made you
turn your back
their values are wack, but oh so
secretly
you kinda like their point of view.
Wow, this came
out a lot more angsty than I intended. I pretty much just wanted to do
a cute little blip about how funny it would be if Canadians took over our
political system, haha. And to tell you the truth, I don't really have
the DL on general canadian thought, but I do know they're a lot more liberal
than we are, they have free health care, they kind of like the idea of
legalizing marijuana, and they're all about human rights, which is a good
thing. Of course, its a lot easier to be about human rights when
you have like 45 people in your country, but I still think Canada's got
the right idea about stuff, even if it wouldn't be practical to apply it
to the United States (some of it would though).