Riding on the range,                                                                                            Looking on the server
 
I've got my hat - on,                                                                                           I’ve got my keys – mapped
I've got my boots - dusty.                                                                                   I’ve got GL - Opened

I've got my saddle - -                                                                                         I’ve got a low ping - -
  On my horse.                                                                                                   On the server
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger                                                                              Its called...T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.                                                                                                          Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy                                                                                         I wanna be a gamer
and you can be my cowgirl                                                                                 And you can be my game-girl
I wanna be a cowboy                                                                                         I wanna shoot my big gun
and you can be my cowgirl                                                                                 And you can be my tar-get
I wanna be a cowboy                                                                                         I wanna play an FPS

(woman's voice)                                                                                                 (woman's voice)
Riding on the chuck - wagon,                                                                             Riding on my man's - shoulder
Following my man.                                                                                             Following his game
His name is Ted,                                                                                                His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?                                                                                          Can you believe that?
 Ted, Oh Ted, fighting off danger                                                                        Ted, Oh Ted, fighting off aliens
Camping on the prairie                                                                                       Camping in the corner
Plays havoc with my hair.                                                                                   Plays havoc on the room
Makes me feel quite dirty,                                                                                  Makes me feel quite lonely
Though we all do sometimes                                                                               Though we all do sometimes
 Ted gets so dirty                                                                                                 Ted gets so lonely

I wanna be a cowboy                                                                                         I wanna be a gamer
and you can be my cowgirl                                                                                 And you can be my game-girl
I wanna be a cowboy                                                                                         I wanna shoot my big gun
and you can be my cowgirl                                                                                 And you can be my tar-get
I wanna be a cowboy                                                                                         I wanna play an FPS

Looking like a hero,                                                                                            Looking like a hero
Six-gun at my side,                                                                                              Chain-gun at my side
Chewing my tobacco.                                                                                        Drinking lots of coffee
Whip -crack-aw ay-whip-c rack-away-whip ! ???                                             Server lag, ping, hax, speed-aim bot, n00b
Out on the horizon,                                                                                            Out on the horizon
I see a puff of smoke.                                                                                         I see a puff of smoke
Indians on the warpath,                                                                                       Rockets on the flight path
(Indian voice) White man speak-em with forked tongue.                                    (Electronic voice) M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!! … kill…
Or not.                                                                                                               Or not.

I wanna be a cowboy                                                                                        I wanna be a gamer
and you can be my cowgirl                                                                                But now I lost my game-girl
I wanna be a cowboy                                                                                        I wanna be a cowboy

Yippy Yippy Yai, Yippy Yo Yo Yo                                                                  Double U, Tea, Eff, this is hax U No
Oh yippy, Yippy yo yo                                                                                     Oh fr34k1|\| k1ck that p0ge yo

My name is Ted,                                                                                                My name is Ted,
And one day I'll be dead yo yo                                                                           And one day I'll be dead yo yo
                                                                                                                          But not today.