We are the IT guys who don't do anything
we fix computers and play around
and if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you
"we don't do anything"

Well, I've never crashed a hard drive, and I've never checked my e-mail
and I've never been infected 'cause I don't click links at all
and I've never installed LINUX, and I've never changed my toner,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cuz we're the IT guys who don't do anything
we fix computers and play around
and if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you
"we don't do anything"

well, I've never used AutoCAD, and I can barely work with MatLab,
and I don't know what SimSci's used for 'cause I don't use it at all,
and I don't work well with FrontPage, and I only install Mathematica,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

thanks to my homeboy Kevin for this awesomely bad poem. i want you guys to know that kevin worked almost constantly
on this, for about 24 seconds. at which point, he said 'hey wait a minute, what are you doing with this again?' good ole Kevin =o)

for all of you not familiar with what this poem is parodying, its to the tune of  "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" (Arrr, who be this
band, Relient K?), featured on the show Veggie Tales. If its still not familiar kids, we have some things to work on.

"Mathematica is like a stubborn donkey" -Stephen Wolfram (its creator)

if a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port...
 

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