a la early '90s movie So I Married An Axe-Murderer starring Mike Myers (a humble tribute to Myers' brilliant, yet ever-spastic
combination of physical humor and verbal banalities)

Norman- Noooo-Man!
Heavy-handed Harbinger of Hailstones and Heavy rain
You flood all your grates
And now there’s a lake
in the North.....Oval

(cymbal tapping with trumpet improv)

Norman – Noooo-Man!
Proliferous procreator of puddles and pedestrian peril
Your fickle streets become
– unsafe
 – undrained
– unashamed, the city planners should be – unpaid

they won’t fix the drains
and so you remain a flood.........plain

(more random trumpet sounds)

Comments: Another piece, another step toward achieving my total weirdness potential.

Back to the future (or something..I dunno)
"Are you talking?"
"Shut up, Richard!"

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