Online Conversation

The following is a transcript from an Instant Messaging conversation between a relation of Idnochtan's and a friend of that relation.

Fyreblowr:  Can you believe that the council released the Historia Draconum to the Humans.
Iflame4U:  Nope, maybe they accidently sneezed on some weed, got a wiff of the smoke and did it when they were all high.
Fyreblowr:  Maybe.  Hey did you hear what Aunt Iddie did?
Iflame4U:  She's the one who lives in Scotland and gives the humans fits right?
Fyreblowr:  Yeah, anyway, she ate this tourist's camera.
Iflame4U:  She what?!?!
Fyreblowr:  Yeah, she totally wanted to scare this German tourist, so while he was getting ready to take a picture of the lake she swam up close and right before the guy snapped the shot she popped up with her mouth open, only the man was so scared that he threw the camera at her and it went right down her throat.
Iflame4U:  OMG, is your aunt okay?
Fyreblowr:  The doctor said she should be fine.  It was one of those disposable cameras so the cardboard parts should digest and the rest of the camera should... well... umm... pass in the course of nature.
Iflame4U:  *laughing hysterically* Pass is right!! *laughs even more hysterically*  I wish my aunt would do wierd things like eat cameras.  All she ever does is make inedible pot roasts.
Fyreblowr:  Speaking of food, Mom says you're welcome to come over for dinner.
Iflame4U:  Flametastic, I'll be over there in five minutes.  See ya.
Iflame4U has signed off.
Fyreblowr has signed off.