Introduction:
Have you ever heard stories about the military from the men in
your family and thought; what the hell are they talking about? I
am here to tell you that many of those funny, crazy stories you heard
were none other than urban legends. Urban legends in the military have
been part of a long history and tradition in the armed forces, and they
serve many functions. Some are told to scare new recruits that are just
heading off to basic training, some are made up and passed around by an
older generation to tell how they had it harder than we did and some
are just misinterpretations of a true piece of the military. No matter
what the story or what the reason, these urban legends have and always
will be an integral part of the United States Military, and your going
to have a great time reading about them.
There are many examples of military urban legends.
There are some you may not have heard, but there are many you have.
There are many military legends told to new recruits by others in the
military, past or present, and those charged with training the
recruits. One of these, which is one I heard in basic training, is the
old saltpeter legend. This one is told to give an easy explanation of
why the recruits' flags are half mast in the morning, so to speak. It
is completely false and dangerous but has been around for many
generations. Another one I was told by my drill sergeant, is about the
recruit that couldn't hack it and killed himself just weeks before we
arrived. This may or may not have been true, but I have heard many
different variations from friends that went to basic training long
after I did. This one is told to mentally build us up and show us how
tough we are, since we can hack the rough lifestyle. I heard one when I
was deploying that if since I was an only son I didn't have to deploy.
Apparently this is one of those misinterpretations of a true piece of
the military. There is a true version of this, but it has been widely
construed by people to try to get out of a deployment.
There are several more of these urban legends, and
they all serve some of the same purposes. Some are to build up new
recruits, some are to break them down. Some are to tell the younger
generations that they are pansies, some are some are to show just how
much harder and stronger one group is over another. I have heard ones
that are the most unbelievable lines of bull and some that even after
you have proved wrong you still believe them. Just like many other
urban legends though, they are there to tell a story, and tell a story
is what I intend to do. I have put a lot of thought into what stories I
want to share with you. I want them to be stories I have heard
personally; I want them to be interesting and exciting. My goal for
these stories is that you not only leave feeling entertained but
somewhat educated on the subject of the military.
The first story that I intend to tell you is the
saltpeter legend. This is one not only I heard, but is one that has
been going around since before my dad went to basic training during
Vietnam. The legend works because it plays into the truth of a man's
"part" not working when he is in a stressful, tiring, testosterone
filled new environment. The second story I am going to tell involves
what we refer to as "stress cards". These are fictitious cards that a
new recruit is issued when going to basic training. A recruit that is
feeling too stressed can pull it out, and in turn has to be left alone
by his drill sergeant for a pre-determined amount of time. This plays
into the old adage that we had it harder than they do now. It is
generally told by older generation guys to each other for a good laugh
about todays Nintendo generation pansies.
I will be telling each of the four stories in a
different setting in order to facilitate the different reasons for
military urban legends. One story will be set at basic training, where
the recruits are discussing the malfunction of "the goods". One story
will will be set around a group of older guys talking about how the new
generation has it easy. One story will involve a talk between father
and son before the son ships off to basic training and the last story
will be set at basic training with the drill sergeant telling the
recruits a story. I hope you all enjoy these stories and learn some fun
facts about the military; if nothing else I'll get to relive my glory
days.
Cover Page
I. Stress Cards...
II. Saltpeter...