College Habits You Can Bring Home

• Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door.
• Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.
• Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.
• Walk two blocks to go to dinner.
• Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend's phone number.
• Dial 9 when calling out of your house.
• Use your calling card when calling your friends.
• Walk to the post office to get your mail.
• Yell "FLUSH!"
• Jump out of the shower just in case someone does flush.
• Try to latch the bathroom door because you think you're in a stall.
• Take all your shower items to and from your room.
• Get dressed in the dark.
• Go nuts looking for the quarter slots on the washing machine.
• Make junk food runs at 11:30 at night.
• Make popcorn just because you miss the smell.
• Order pizza every Friday night.
• Have one of your friends spend the night because you can't sleep in a room by yourself.
• Move another bed, dresser, and desk into your room because there is too much extra space.
• Hang pictures of your college friends on the wall so you don't miss them.
• Hoard food under your bed for when it snows and you don't want to go out.
• Walk around the neighborhood looking for a computer lab (e-mail withdrawal).
• Fight your mother for quarters for the imaginary snack machine and pay phone in the house.

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