Ravana's Crib

Ravana's palace in flames

Announcer:  On this episode of InTV Cribs...(a brief clip of Ravana welcoming us into his home airs as the announcer continues to speak)...we will get an exclusive tour of Ravana's palace, including his many chariots, wives, and even the luxurious room where he sleeps.  Stick around!

(Festive music is played, mainly by lutes and drums, as the title appears and the show begins.  Ravana stands just inside the guarding walls of his palace.  He motions us to continue in with all ten of his left hands.  His ten crowns are almost blinding in the sunlight, and an enormous gold chain also reflects the sun's rays.)

Ravana:  Welcome, I see you made it successfully past Lanka's many protections.  I am glad they remembered you were coming.  First thing first!  I want to show you my chariot, because it's one of my favorite possessions.  Follow me. 

(As the camera follows Ravana, we can see the outside of his immense, incredible palace.  The walls of the palace are a beautiful alabaster white, and every entrance a beautiful arch, decorated with gold accents and jewels overhead.  Each window is also an arch shape, with gold thread curtains blowing in the calm breeze.  As we look down, the pathways around the outside of the palace are covered in gravel that consists of precious jewels in mostly deep blues and greens.  As the chariot comes into the view of the camera, it is clear that it is the size of a small city.)

Ravana:  I have many vehicles to travel in at my will, but I want you to see one in particular.  This is Pushpaka-once my brother's, but I am much more powerful than he is, so I am more deserving of it...obviously.  (He laughs a little.)  As you can see, it sits here, hovering slightly above the ground, ready to go at any moment.  If you look inside, you'll see that it's a city within itself. 

(The camera cuts to short scenes of the inside of Pushpaka.  We see hills of green grass, flowers in full bloom, paths that led to exotic gardens, and even small houses.  Precious jewels adorn almost all the surfaces.  Even with only a glimpse, it is clear that every inch of Pushpaka is ornate and detailed.)

Ravana:  You know, Viswakarman, the architect of the gods, designed my palace, and he considered Pushpaka his masterpiece.  This is why I knew I had to obtain this incredible vehicle.  I don't even need horses to fly this chariot, I merely use my mind!  But enough about this...let's go inside.

(The camera follows Ravana into the most grand entrance of his palace.  It is an incredibly ornate, gold archway.  It is much darker inside than out in the shining sun.  We can see that there are alabaster halls to either side, and Ravana leads us down one.  During the walk we run into many beautiful women, smiling at Ravana and hanging on him as he passes.  They throw flowers on him as he walks.  Then we see Vayu, the wind god, sweeping the hallway of the freshly fallen flowers.  We also see Agni, the god of fire checking all the lamps to make sure they never burn out.)

Ravana: Oh yes, I should tell you that the gods all work for me here.  At any moment you may hear the gong signaling a new hour, which is struck my Yama, the god of Time and of Death. On to the throne room!

(We continue in a left-turning circle.)

Ravana: This is one of my favorite rooms because my throne is infinitely comfortable.  The doeskin covering never wears out, and neither does the blood-red velvet that decorates it.  The golden surface never dulls.  I suppose we should make our way to my bedroom now if you want to see it.

(The scene cuts to a lofty door, made of jade and with an enormous handle of amethyst.  The doors open and Ravana greets us again.)

Ravana:  This is where I sleep.  Do not forget how privileged you are to be here.  In the evening hours this floor is covered with women.  My beautiful women.  Only Mandodari usually retires in the bed with me. 

(The view of his bed comes into the screen.  It is elevated, with beautiful jeweled steps.)

Ravana:  This bed is made of crystal and ivory.  There are gold threads intertwined in the sheets and diamonds on the trim so it truly glistens in the firelight.  I will sleep in nothing less elegant.  Behind it here is my personal courtyard.  I like to enjoy fabulous food and wine there, but now I ask you to come with me out of my bedroom. 

(We turn to the left again, and quickly pass the kitchen, full of clanging preparations for the next meal.  In the halls, the camera passes many elaborate stone carvings that decorate the sides of the corridor.  Then, we arrive back at the beautiful alabaster entrance.  Ravana's eyes narrow a bit.)

Ravana:  Okay, that's enough for now.  You're lucky to have a glimpse like I've offered you into my palace.  Get out of here!  I've wives to attend to.  (He laughs again, although he is serious.)

(The scene is now the pathway between the palace and the entrance into the complex.  It is as if we are walking backwards out of the complex, but it is being sped up with effects.  Music plays again.)

Announcer: Coming up on Cribs...more from the Ramayana.  Don't miss it, NEXT on InTV!

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Author's note:
I adapted this to be very similar to the episodes of "Cribs" on MTV.  Usually the only speaker for the duration of the tour is the one who's house is being shown.  I kept this true to the original because I thought it would say more about Ravana's personality if he was talking on his own.  Even though this storybook is about dwellings, I wanted to make sure Ravana's greed and self-importance was noticed.  Also, at the end of most episodes the cameras are "kicked out" by the celebrities saying things like, "Get out!" and "Don't let the door hit you," which was perfect to have Ravana saying.
I knew that a major theme in this tour was going to be making lots of left turns.  In the Ramayana, I noticed that "good" things were done in right-turning circles, such as when Hanuman circled around Sta in order to protect her, so I wanted to have evil undertones for this tour through the most powerful demon's house.  I even made sure he "welcomed" us in with his left hands. 
I envisioned a very grandiose dwelling for Ravana.  I used the idea of archways from the Taj Mahal, and took many of the descriptions from the two versions of the Ramayana, but elaborated on them much more.

Bibliography:
Buck, W. (1976).
Ramayana: King Rama's Way. Berkeley: University of California Press.
Narayan, R. K. (1972). The Ramayana: A Shortened Modern Prose Version of the Indian Epic. London: Penguin Classics.
Taj Mahal. Retrieved February 2, 2009

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