Why I'm Black and You are White

                                                                                                            

uncle remus        
                                                                                                           

"Hey there, Uncle Remus. How are you doing today?"
 
The little boy sat on the chair across from Uncle Remus. He was drinking some cool lemonade and enjoying the shade, out of the heat!
 
"Oh! Hey there, lil' Joe. How's your day going? Want some of this cool lemonade? I made some hoping you would come see me today."
 
The little boy nodded his head and said, "Uncle Remus, can you tell me a story about you? You always talking about the weather and food, but what about you?"
 
Uncle Remus laughed. "What you wanna kno', son? What can I, Uncle Remus, teach a smart lil' boy like you?"

The little boy sipped on his cool lemonade and then asked, "Why are you black, Uncle Remus?"

 
"Do you really wanna kno', Joe? Uncle Remus'll tell ya if you really wants to kno." The little boy nodded really fast and sat back in his chair...
 
"Well, Joe, there was a time long long ago when everyone was black. I mean your grandpappy and your grandmammy, and my mammy and my pappy,and even Mr. and Mrs. Jennings folk was black. You see, we were all niggers at one time, but then something changed."
 
"What was that?" Joe asked anxiously as he sipped on his lemonade.
 
"Well, like I said, all folks, even Chinese and Mexicans, were black. Well one day when all of us were doing our daily work, a little white boy came running into town. We were all so scared 'cause we had never seen one of his kind before. Then he came up ta me and said, 'Remus! It's me, Johnny!' I was so scared that I ran home and didn't come out for days. All I heard were people asking Johnny how he got that way and he told them he done bathed in the river down the road. Most of da folks hooped and hollered and went running down the road. For days the grown folks didn't return and when they did, they washed all the black off of 'em!"
 
Joe started laughing and shaking his head, no, but Uncle Remus nodded his head yes.
 
"And then there were those niggers, like my family and me and others, who decided to remain black and stay a nigger for life."
 
"Well, if everyone jumped in the river then how come we are all different colors?" asked Joe.
 
"You know you are one smart boy, Joe. Well listen and I'll tell ya." Uncle Remus pointed to an Asian woman walking across the street, and Joe's head followed. "You see that there woman. She's a what, lil' Joe?"
 
"A Chinese!" Joe answered.
 
"You's right, lil' Joe. You sho' is right. Well, dem Chinese became dis way because they didn't get they head wet and it stayed straight, 'cause if it was to get wet, then it would get nappy like black folks hair. But yeah, that's how you get dem Chinese folk."
 
"And what about Mexicans? Why are they brown?" Joe asked with a smile on his face.
 
"Well, after they got in the water and turned white, to keep the sun from burning they skin they put dirt all over them so they skin could keep cool."
 
"Wow! I didn't know that," Joe said.
 
"Well, you tell me this, smarty pants. How do you get an Indian and black folks?"
 
Joe answered proudly, "You get an Indian by mixing a brown Mexican with a straight- haired Chinese. And Black folks. Blacks folks stayed black because they didn't get in the water and the sun kept baking 'em like they were chickens!"
 
Uncle Remus laughed and said, "You right, lil' Joe. You's right." He then looked at the sky. "The sun's about to sleep so you better hurries home 'fore you mammy or pappy skin your hide for being in afta dark!"
 
Lil Joe gave Uncle Remus a hug and thanked him for the lemonade. "Goodnight, Uncle Remus. See you tomorrow."
 
Uncle Remus waved at him as he left and went inside to his wife Aunt Jemima.                           

"You love you some Joe, don't you, Remus?"
 
"Yeah, yeah. He's smart and keeps me laughing. C'mon now. It's time for bed."
 
When they walked into the bedroom, Jemima said, "You want some pancakes in the morning, Remus? You kno' Joe loves them. We can save him some."
 
Remus smiled and said, "Yeah. Lil' Joe sure would. We can make some in the morning. Night night, Jemima."
 
She gave him a hug and kissed him. "Night night, Remus." She then blew out their gas lamp and they went to sleep for the night.
 

Author's Note:

 

I have decided to retell the story of "Why The Negro Is Black" because to my understanding, it gave an introduction to the stories that Uncle Remus tells. Also for my storybook, it lets the reader know that Uncle Remus' listeners are young children, mostly white. For my story, I decided to give the little boy, listening to his story, a name. Then I gave them a close relationship to show that they enjoy one another's company. I changed the story to fit my own vision and version of this particular story. I also chose Aunt Jemima as his wife because she is a symbol for food (real-world) and I wanted to add recipes to my storybook.

Image Information:

"Uncle Remus Telling a Story Happily". Weblink

Bibliography

Title: Why the Negro Is Black
Author: Joel Chandler Harris (analysis by Richard M) (1881)
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