Introduction

Hans Christian Andersen was a Danish author who lived in the 1800s.  His most famous works are his fairy tales.  He wrote many popular children's stories that are still well-know today:  The Little Mermaid, Thumbelina, The Princess and the Pea, and many more.  Some of his stories have recently been adapted into animated movies by companies like Walt Disney and other animation companies: The Little Mermaid and Thumbelina.

Although I was unable to get Hans Christian Andersen here to visit you today, I was able to find his sister.  Miss Hansina Christina Andersen was never a world-famous author like her brother, but she does have a successful business in the self-help industry.  She may be dead, but she is the life of the party when promoting her newest self-help program on television infomercials.  Allow me to introduce you to Hans Christian Andersen’s less famous sister, Hansina Christina . . .



Hi, I'm Hansina Christina Andersen.  

Do you have trouble sleeping at night . . . I know I do.  Are you sick of having no confidence?  What about your love live? How is that going?  Not good?  I thought so.  

I may be dead, but that does not mean I do not have problems, because I do.  However, I now have the books to fix all my problems and yours, too.

Struggling with something?  Hansina Christina Andersen Self-Help Books have the ANSWERS you NEED to succeed.  We searched high and low for the best source of information on every topic.  You will not just be reading about experts’ opinions on the subjects you struggle with; you will hear from a real person or animal.  Someone who really knows what you are going through.  Who needs to hear from more experts who do not understand?  These folks have really gone through it all.  

They understand you.  Their help can be yours TODAY!

If you need help sleeping, who better to take advice from than a person who has been through the torment of not sleeping in their life and has overcome it.  She has been through trials we can scarcely imagine.  She goes to bed restless and uncomfortable and wakes bruised and battered, but not anymore.  She has the secrets you need to make it through the night and wake refreshed in the morning.  If a princess can do it, so can you.  Her secrets can be yours for an introductory price of only $19.99.  This low fee includes basic access to the princess's sleep journal and blog.    

Struggling with self confidence?  Hansina Christina Andersen Self-Help Books have the answers.  Who better to help you through this difficult struggle than someone who has really been there?  Persecuted and picked on his entire life for his looks, he has overcome tribulations.  The Ugly Duckling has been through it all.  Growing up, he was different.  They called him "big" and "ugly."  He was even physically abused!  But, he has overcome this opposition and become a stronger bird because of it.  You can too!  His autobiography can be yours for just two payments of $15.99.

We know you need all the help you can get, so we have compiled a limited-time special offer to help you get all the help you really need.  You not only get full access to help with sleep and self-confidence. . .

 But, for a limited time only we will throw in a bonus package of inspiring letters written personally to you by our associates.  That's right; your hearing is fine, personal letters to help you thorough those difficult times.  All this can be yours for no additional charge, when you buy the full package of Hans Christian Andersen Self-Help Books with unlimited access to our online help site.  To purchase the full package for a small payment of $19.99 for 10 months, please call HANS-HELP-NOW (4-267-425-7669) or visit us on the web at hanshelpnow.org.

   
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