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1930's oil derrick
Me and Gib Morgan

I hope you boys are having a great camping trip.  I sure am having a grand time telling y'all my stories.  I have another good one for you tonight.  I don't believe I've told this one before, it's about a fellow I used to work with named Gib Morgan.  We worked together in the oil business and that Gib Morgan was the best driller around.  He was sharp as a tack too.  I'd bet that he was the smartest man in all of Texas, and most of Oklahoma too.  He could always find oil.

There was a tough job down in east Texas and the team that was working on it just couldn't find oil.  So old Gib Morgan went out and took over the operation.  He had bits made of every size.  He then set out building the biggest oil derrick I'd ever seen.  Why, it stretched up all the way to the top of the Texas sky.  It was so big, Gib needed a whole crew of men to work it.  You see, it would take one man fourteen days to climb to the top.  This is where I entered the picture.  I was a tool dresser back then, and I was hired to go up to the top and grease the crown pulleys.  It was awful high but it could've been worse.  I could've been hired to fold over the top of the derrick every night so the moon could pass by, we all felt sorry for that fellow. 

We all worked very hard trying to get at that oil.  Gib Morgan just knew it was down there.  He started with a drill bit one hundred feet in diameter.  He drilled and the ground started to crumble.  He put an empty oil tank in to support the whole and switched to a slightly smaller bit.  Each time he drilled, the ground would start to crumble and the process would be repeated.  Gib went through this process for weeks.  One day I was up on my post working when I saw something coming toward us from a distance.  The man finally made it up to the site and asked Gib Morgan if he could use another tool dresser.  Gib said he could always use another, and then he turned around and saw the man that was asking.  He was the largest man any of us had ever seen.  He said his name was Big Toolie and that he would be honored to be part of our team.  Why, I said hello and that man reached up and shook my hand.  Now remember, boys, I worked at the top of that derrick all the way in the Texas sky.  He was hired on the spot, and my services were no longer needed.  Since I was such a good friend of Gib's he let me stay along and I just helped him out a little.  It was awful nice of him, and it allowed me to watch everything that went on.  Once Big Toolie started working, everything went smooth as clockwork.  Gib Morgan was working faster than ever.

At this time Gib Morgan was still trying to find the oil using smaller and smaller bits.  He got down to his smallest bit and Old Toolie asked him what he was going to do next.  Why, Gib told him it was a job for Strickie.  Now Strickie was an old friend of Gib's.  He was the longest, smartest boa constrictor in the world.  Gib Morgan had found him while he was drilling in the jungles of Brazil.  Gib sent Strickie a telegram and some money for the long trip from New York and he was on his way.  Gib Morgan introduced all of us to Strickie, we sure were glad to see him.  Gib told Strickie that he would like to catch up on old times, but they had work to do.  Gib Morgan took Strickie's tail and tied it to the end of the drilling cable and Strickie slithered down to the bottom of the whole.  That boa constrictor started eating his way through the ground. 

Strickie ate and ate, but eventually gave Gib a signal that he needed to come up.  He was stretched to the limit, and still no oil.  Gib Morgan knew the oil was there, somewhere under the five thousand foot well he'd drilled.  I just stood there pacing back and forth, wishing there was something I could do to help.  Gib had an idea.  He reached into his tool kit and got out a needle, thread, and a straw.  He threaded the needle, tied one end of the thread to Strickie's jaw and put the straw in his mouth.  I shouldn't have to tell y'all that at this point I thought old Gib had gone completely mad, but he knew his plan would work.  Strickie was lowered back down to the bottom of the well and put the straw into the sand.  He sucked the hole clean, then dropped the needle and thread.  All of the sudden the oil came gushing out.  It was the biggest in Texas history and old Gib Morgan brought it in with a needle and thread.  There was hootin and hollerin and a big party that night.  We were all so happy that we did it, well, Gib had done it.

Intro
Frametale
Me and Pecos Bill
Me and that Steel Driving Man
The North Woods
My Pal Johnny Appleseed
Pecos Bill and Slue-Foot Sue
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Jennifer Kirkwood

Bibliography:
Walker, Paul Robert
1993  Big Men, Big Country: A collection of American tall tales.  New York: Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, Publishers.
I used parts of the Gib Morgan story in this book.  I focused on a few parts of the story.  I changed the narrator to Slim and added things that he said and his point of view.  I also changed the dialect used to tell the story to fit with Slim's style of speech.

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