Ever since elementary school, I have loved reading Aesop's Fables.  I thought it would be cool for a bear to retell these stories as if they were his very own dream.  All of the dreams in this Storybook are based off a collection of fables found in The Book of Fables and Folk StoriesHorace E. Scudder created this collection in 1906.   The fables I will share with you include The Farmer's Sons, The Four Bulls and Lions, The Stag and the Lion, The Star-gazer, The Farmer and the Stork, The Arab and His Camel, The Dog and His Image, and The Flies and the Pot of Honey.  Well, I bet all of you are anxious to meet the storyteller himself.  Without further ado, its my honor to introduce to you Benny the Bear!

 Hello, everyone!  Have you ever felt like your dreams are trying to tell you something?  Well, I know I have.  Over the past four nights I have had several dreams that I want to share with you.  I feel like every bear has dreams (especially when we hibernate), but very few understand what dreams are and what they mean.  As a result, I though it would be fun to share four facts about dreams that I think are interesting.  1. I just learned that we bears are not the only ones who dream.  Some other species of mammals (including humans) and birds may experience REM (rapid eye movement) during sleep.  2. Anxiety is one of the most common emotions experienced in dreams.  I know this is true for me. I don't know how many times I have been chased by one of those dumb hunters in my dreams. 3. Some frequently occurring themes found in dreams include events that will occur in future (e.g. next year's salmon season, hibernating season, and hunting for dinner), embarrassing moments (e.g. getting stung by bees when collecting honey), etc.  4. Dr. Terry the Tortoise (author of Understanding Bear's Dreams for Dummies) believes that dreams can communicate something that is not clearly stated.   I thought this last fact was so interesting that I set up an appointment with a well-known psychiatrist, Dr. Larry the Lion.  I am hoping that Dr. Larry will be able to help me understand the meaning of my dreams.  However, before I go to my appointment with Dr. Larry the Lion, let me share with you a little about myself.
 
In case you were wondering what type of bear I am, I'm a grizzly bear.  From what I have been told, my species originated from the brown bear.  I was born and raised here in Alaska, and I plan on never leaving.  I swear Alaska has the best salmon, and I loove salmon.  Like most grizzly bears, I will eat the occasional moose or elk.  But that's only if I feel extra ambitious that day.  If you ask me, they're too much work (but I'm also not your average bear).  One of my favorite times of the year is winter.  I have the excuse to pig out as much as I want and gain hundreds of pounds of fat.  This fat will help keep me warm during the winter.  I would love to talk you more about myself but I am going to be late for my appointment!

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