of World Domination or Global Conquest or something like
...though he is known to the Hagoola tribe* as 'He Who Sings like Owl'.
are notorious for their lack of sanity.
dear, this is no time to panic.
Save the panicking for the
My first book,
officially released May 10. It's a story with adventure, science
fiction, and other
good stuff all set at the end of
the Victorian Era. If you like Jules Verne or H.G. Wells or the
or space movies or anything
like that, I'm sure you'll like this. If you
don't, I'm still sure you'll
If you really don't like
it, I'll have a word with you.
Be sure to drop by the Celestial
Voyages message board
for Celestial Voyages-type discussions.
Celestial Voyages: The
Moon is out on the Internet! Check for it at PublishAmerica,
& Noble, Borders,
etc, etc, etc!
If you don't
like internet purchases, check your local bookstore and bug 'em until
they get a shelf of
Then, other people can come in, say
"gee, what a weird book," buy it, and I can get some
money to spend
on YOU! Pizza party and sweaters, oh yeah!
Many Faces of Jeff
A sort of bio
You know, I'm
not even sure what is up with this thing.
Risk, where you command an army on the scale of a battle instead of a
A comic about
a school which bears a
bit of a resemblance to another certain
The Academy is now a full-fledged web
comic! Check it out daily!
Yeah, I say a
lot of weird stuff. Some of
it hopefully makes sense on some level. There're some
things said by other people too.
The product of
the Banner/Wayne vs. Xavier/Grey
election. It's like every nerd's political dream.
A list of
different kinds of humor from absurdity to slapstick.
What I used to
spend my free time doing a few years ago. Who else would be crazy
enough to build
a model mansion from spare cardboard,
modeling clay, and a few blocks?
I think I've
been working on this thing since like 8th grade. It's an
intergalactic empire with lots and
lots of weird
What's scarier than
being transported to an evil dimension full of monsters all trying to
kill you? Maybe
a math final,
but only just slightly.
'n Cheese Party Time!
evening brought to you by the OU Cynics Society.
What light in
yonder window breaks? Tis a birthday party, and Ashley is the sun.
worst that could happen, right? Heh, famous last words...
Other places on the 'Net.
talkin'. Please talk to me. I am so desperate! (hehe,
that's right, feel guilty...)
Hey, sign my guestbook so we all know you cared
enough to drop by!
(that is so 1995)
01 / 17 / 2007:
arrives only 2 1/2 months late.
11 / 11 / 06: Halloween
comes back on time
9 / 4 / 05: Halloween
came early this year!
9 / 4 / 05: Linked up to Jeff's Webjournal via bio page.
11 / 16 / 04: What I'm thankful for: This Year's Halloween Game
11/26/03: Just in time for Thanksgiving: Halloween Game the
6 / 2 / 04: By request, a
4 / 28 / 04: Whew, it's been a while. How 'bout some new birthday
11/20/03: Addition of the Mac 'n Cheese Nite (or, a reason to put
off doing my paper)!
10/31/03: Because it's Halloween, I've finished the tales of the
annual terrifying Halloween Game.
8/14/03: Added a bunch of new links (18th: now with more
7/31/03: New look for first page, added Jeffyisms (due to popular
7/12/03: Addition of The Mansion
7/11/03: Revamp of Site, Addition of Humor
4/24/03: Addition of The Super Government