Name:  Jeff Provine  (but, you can call me "sir")

If I were to move to Russia, my name would become:  Dr. Igor Destroiski

E-mail:  jprovine@ou.edu

Nicknames:  "The Nearly Excited Stoic", "The Cute One", "The Handsome Prince of OSSM", "The Wild Stallion",
     "Studmuffin", "Mr. Useless Facts", "Mr. Sandman", "Uncle Jeffy", "J.", "The One", "Jeff Provine: Boy Author"

Eduation:  Oklahoma Bible Academy (high school), Oklahoma School of Science and Mathematics (hmm... high school
     doesn't really fit.  How about nightmare world?), University of Oklahoma (college, as I am mooching their bandwith)

Favorite Color:  Dark Hunter-Forest Green

Residence:  My chair in front of my computer

Favorite Movie:  Far too many to name... hmm... here's a bit of a list:  Star Wars, Harry Potter, Atlantis:  The Lost Empire,
    The Fifth Element, kind of Mystery Men, Clue, Willow, Princess Bride, Back to the Future trilogy, Scooby-Doo, Titan
    AE, The Iron Giant, Josie and the Pussycats, etc etc etc

Favorite TV Show:  Again, far too many.  Here're some cartoons I like though:  GI Joe, Freakazoid, D&D the cartoon,
     Invader Zim, Samurai Jack, Pinky and the Brain, Animaniacs, the Tick, etc etc etc

Favorite Holiday:  Halloween, though Christmas and Thanksgiving are way up there, as is Easter

Favorite Number:  5, followed by 7, then by 0, then by infinity.  And don't tell me infinity isn't a number!  It's too cool
    not to be!

Likes:  Stuff, goofing off, having a good philosophical talk (it's amazing how few of 'em there are), laughing, creating stuff, etc

Dislikes:  Jerks, annoying phrases like "pet peeve", discomfort

Socio-political Thoughts:  Anti-overcompensationism  (see Aristotle's Doctrine of the Mean in morality, also some
    resemblences to Taoism, though it's really quite different)

Nifty kind of music:  Anything I would call good, which spans a lot of genres.  Weird Al & They Might Be Giants are up
    there with  Mozart & Tchaikovsky.  I really don't go for bands or types of music, so much as pick out each song as a
    good one.