George Phelps, 27 - A football player at local CGNU, who came to the movies
alone because his buddies were all busy.
Played by Ashley
Cletus, 26 - A self-proclaimed hick who learned about life from Walmart.
Played by Collin
Dr. Ed Sofa, 37 - A Prof of Astrophysics at CGNU.
Played by Tyler
Melvin Spunkmeyer, 20 - Journalist major, easily startled.
Played by Richard
Bjorn, 28 - Social outcast, tough guy exterior, bearer of a Black Hockey
Played by Chad
Chaz, 19 - A jerk & womanizer.
Played by Yoe
James Tiberius Kirk, 22 - Named after the captain of Star Trek fame.
Does his best to follow the example of the first Kirk.
Played by John
Other Characters in the Theater
Abraham Jacobs, 57 - semi-retired security guard.
Bethany Kogers, 23 - Law student, feminazi.
Craig Lars, 23 - Bethany’s boyfriend, very geeky, very whipped.
Donny Macintosh, 25 - Goofy guy, kind of loud; guitarist in the band Jack’s
Spooky Ragtime Hullabaloo.
Erin Neville, 22 - great sense of humor, very punk-ish; bass guitarist for
Frankie Oppenheimer, 25 - bald, quiet, poet; drummer for JSRH.
Hank Quartermain, 24 - captain of the CGNU football team, typical jock jerk.
Iris Rain, 20 - nice girl, pre-med, on a date with Hank despite her better
Jerry Slaksteeler, 19 - a wanna-be goth, kinda geeky.
Kelly Tellin, 22 - dark-haired, pretty cool; Sigma Phi Delta sorority.
Lara Umklin, 21 - dependent upon strong males; Sigma Phi Delta sorority.
Mary Vernon, 19 - nice girl, quiet; Sigma Phi Delta sorority.
Norman Welsh, 43 - Attorney for First National Bank, brought his kids to
the movies to keep them out
of trouble on Halloween night.
Phillip Welsh, 12 - smart kid, plays a lot of video games.
Nancy Welsh, 16 - cheerleader-type, typical teenager.
to Halloween 4