Frequently Asked Questions

...about me? Ooookay, you asked for it.

(Ok, so in reality there haven't been any questions asked about my website. These may prove amusing, however...)

1) What is Keara’s favorite color? Is it sky blue? Black?

The color scheme of this website in no way reflects aesthetic preferences. Its color scheme is in direct response to allegations that the ramblings here were too inane and therefore prone to cause excessive sleepiness. At this time the website board is unclear as to whether some of OU’s ancient computers qualify under the phrase “heavy machinery”, but we at Keara’s Website of Inane Ramblings pride ourselves on the safety of our viewers.

2) Will Keara’s Website of Inane Ramblings ever tackle weighty issues?

No! We feel that innate charm of this website lies in its ability to be nonsensical and verbose. In addition, the pictures are often added for no real reason. We are firm believers in the Dadaist movement and all that it entails. In other news, you are not my father and I can prove it.

3) How can I get a signed photograph of Keara?

Due to immense demand, Keara is not able to comply with autograph requests. She wishes to convey her sincere gratitude to all of her fans for their interest.

4) I know what you did and I’m going to tell. (Or variations thereof)

This website and by extension its administration can neither confirm nor deny these allegations. Actually, we will probably deny it until incriminating notes or photographs can be found. If you have found said incriminating items, please send all copies and the original to us for assessment purposes.

5) I’m a good friend of Keara’s, why am I not pictured on the site?

You are free to submit a photograph for site consideration. However, for quality control purposes your image must be approved by at least a two-thirds majority of the website committee. This committee meets bi-monthly except for the months of December and July, where the committee meeting takes place only on the first Wednesday of the month. In the event of an emergency website update, a special petition may be made to the chairman of the board to overrule the need for majority committee approval. The petition, once it’s ruled on, may not be resubmitted.