The Last of the Three Wise Men of Gotham

Three Wise Men

Mother Goose, a name we all know and love, tells us once again about the Three Wise Men of Gotham.

Oh what a delight those Three Wise Men of Gotham were together. We had been close friends for centuries when tragedy struck and two of our beloved Wise Men lost their lives in an accident out at sea. I composed this shortly after it happened:

Three wise men of Gotham
Went to sea in a bowl.
If the bowl had been stronger
My tale would have been longer.

The Three Wise Men were named Marc, Luke, and Jon, and they were all from Gotham village in Nottinghamshire, England. They were called wise men as more of a sarcastic jab at their simple way of thinking about life. Let me tell you why they went out to sea. One morning when Luke had a craving for an authentic French breakfast, complete with chocolate crepes, the Wise Men set out for France in a great, big bowl. They had taken their time in selecting the right bowl to take on the journey-- a sturdy one, with high enough sides and a wide enough center area to stand-- but they had chosen a fragile, ceramic bowl instead of a durable plastic one, like good old Tupperware. As they made their way out to sea, the winds began to pick up and the sky turned dark and hazy. With one rogue wave the bowl was sent crashing into a beach of boulders, shattering the bowl into hundreds of little pieces. Marc and Jon disappeared into the deep, cold blue, and Luke's body was found washed up on a local beach quickly after. Since the accident, Luke has been plagued by feelings of intense guilt because it was his idea to go get crepes in the first place. For the last hundred years he has been working with a therapist who specializes not only in grief therapy, but has also worked with fairy tale characters, as he is a nursery rhyme character himself, Dr. Foster. I recently wrote to Luke's therapist asking how his sessions were coming along. This is what I received back:

Dearest Mother Goose,
It's always a pleasure to hear from you. I have been in this business for many centuries and I have never seen someone suffer such grief from the loss of a loved one, or in his case two loved ones. While most people are able to cope with loss in a healthy, normal way, a character like Luke will not be able to simply adjust after such a traumatic event. Luckily he has me as his therapist. Our goal in therapy is to allow the loss to transform him. Since he was created as part of this group of Three Wise Men of Gotham, he only knows himself as a part of that group, and not as an individual. With the other two members of his pack gone, Luke struggles with his identity. Now he must learn to create a new normal state of being, with an adjusted relationship with his fellow Wise Men removed physically, but not gone emotionally. Someone in Luke's situation can end up spending the rest of their life trying to get over a great personal loss. Time can pass, but what matters is how you spend that time. You have to be active in your pursuit of healing and balance in life. These are highly unique circumstances working with an imaginary character like Luke, because we have yet to explore the cognitive processes of a cartoon. Perhaps it is because of this difference that Luke has experienced such a prolonged period of grief. While a hundred years may seem like a lifetime to be working with someone in therapy, tee-hee-ha-ha, I have only begun to scratch the surface of what appears to be a new form of the psyche. Luke and I may be on the verge of introducing a whole new area of study in psychology.

Best regards,
Dr. Foster


Author's note: This story was inspired by Mother Goose's nursery rhyme, Three Wise Men of Gotham. I say inspired because the nursery rhyme is quite short so it leaves a lot up to the imagination. I liked the idea of still including Mother Goose in telling these new stories. I decided to include the original nursery rhyme to remind people of who the Three Wise Men of Gotham were. I also thought it would be kind of nostalgic for those who grew up with Mother Goose and her nursery rhymes. In the original rhyme the Wise Men didn't have names, but in order to be able to distinguish between them in my story I decided to name them Luke, Marc, and Jon. Their names aren't from Mother Goose, but Dr. Foster is another Mother Goose nursery rhyme character. I also chose to have the doctor introduced through a letter, instead of just a face-to-face conversation. I have Mother Goose tell what happened after the rhyme ended, with the crash of the bowl. Luke is the sole survivor and he is having trouble moving past the loss of his fellow Wise Men. Dr. Foster is his therapist who is eagerly exploring his "prize" patient's mind. For me Dr. Foster reminded me of a mad-genius doctor who couldn't wait to get inside the head of a fellow nursery rhyme character. Unfortunately, as one of the Wise Men, Luke is really a fool, so he isn't exactly a prize patient like Dr. Foster thinks.


Coverpage
Introduction
Humpty Dumpty's Greatest Fall
The Investigation of the Three Blind Mice
Jack and Jill Hit Bottom


Source: The Real Mother Goose (1916) by Blanche Fisher Wright. Three Wise Men of Gotham and Dr. Foster.
Image Information: Illustration of the Three Wise Men of Gotham. Project Gutenberg EBook.