A Fiery Romance


Fire Model


I am glad you followed me to the hair dryer!  I can always use some company while my hair sets! 

Don't pick up that magazine!  I guarantee I can beat any story in those crazy magazine and tabloids! Just try me!

I have one last story to tell you.  Believe me, this is better than anything you will find in that issue of Cosmo.


Think back to the last story I told you when I was abducted by Ravana.  As you know, Rama rescued me, but my journey did not end there.  My life became more complicated than Brad and Angelina's!

I finally made it home with Rama, but he did not believe I had stayed pure during my captivity with Ravana.  I was deeply hurt that he was questioning my devotion and morality.  I was not ready to give Rama up, though.  I would have done anything to win him back. 

I know, I know.  You are thinking: "You would not actually do anything, Sita!"  But you are wrong!  Just wait and see...

Rama knew the people of Ayodhya were questioning my purity, and he did not like the terrible gossip that was haunting us.  I knew all the talk was really getting to him, so I was willing to prove my chastity.

To prove my fidelity to Rama and the people of Ayodhya, I had to walk through a ring of thick and smoldering fire.  If I had cheated, I would be engulfed in the flames.  If I had stayed true to Rama, I would remain unhurt. 

Obviously, I could not wear hairspray to this test. My hair definitely looked like a mess!  That did not matter to me, though.  I just wanted to be with Rama, hairspray or no hairspray.

I was confident (yes, even without the hairspray!) as I walked through the flames.  I still remember the loud gasps of the crowd when I stepped into that sparkling fire.  To this day, I can even feel the hard thumping of my heavy heart.  To everyone's surprise, I stepped out untouched!  I was not surprised.  I knew I would be fine.  I would never even think about being untrue!  Especially not with Ravana! Ewwwwww!

Well, I had finally proved myself to Rama and the people of Ayodhya.  I had stayed true and devoted to Rama, and now I could put all rumors to rest.  Rama was so pleased at the confirmation!  He gave me the biggest hug I had ever had!  It was a great feeling!

After I proved myself, I told Rama he needed to take me on a nice trip.  I told him I wanted to go to a beach! I had to show off the tan I got while walking through that hot fire!  Could you blame me?  I was glowing!

Now, wasn't that better than those stories in Cosmo?  

Everything did not exactly end happily ever after, but we will leave off here for now.  

If you want to hear more, you will have to treat me to a manicure!

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Author's Note:
I tried to stay consistent with each story by setting a fun and light tone at a beauty shop. I also kept Sita's character very light-hearted as she told each story.  In their original versions, these stories are actually very dramatic and are not happy at all.  While I changed the tone and the setting of the story line, I tried to keep the actual plot very close to the original version.  The one major change obvious in my story is that the god Agni actually kept Sita safe as she walked through the fire.  I left that out in my version because it did not suit my retelling very well.  Additionally, in the actual story of Rama and Sita, Sita's stay with Ravana actually haunts Rama for a long time.  It gets so bad that he actually has her leave, even after she proves herself by walking through the fire.   I left that out for this story because I wanted it to end on a happier note!  I also stayed true to a more modern theme to keep it more consistent with my other stories.  For this particular story, I compared Sita's story to a dramatic tale you might find in Cosmopolitan Magazine.  If there had been an ancient version of Cosmopolitan, I think Sita would actually be on the cover, and have a featured story!  I hope you enjoyed my modern and chic re-telling of Rama and Sita's story.

Bibliography: Narayan, R.K. The Ramayana. New York: Penguin Publishing Group, 1972. Print.
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